propertrampage

Oct 11
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i can’t listen to bouncy rhythmic music as i work because i find myself trying to type in time to it. i half my productivity and somehow seem to include crescendos

Oct 10
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its only a matter of time until the decemberists release a song about a chaffinch falling in love with a mermaid

Oct 08
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  • her: ur so cute i could jus hug u to death
  • me: umm
  • me: i'd have mixed feelings about that
Oct 01
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i’ve got ham but i’m not a hamster
— bill bailey to the tune of “all these things that i’ve done”
Aug 21
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